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dragonheartedrabbit:

"Waste of good ammo. It’s my privilege to buy you a replacement box."

"All self-respecting whites have a moral responsibility to support our growing number of martyrs to the failed experiment called diversity."

"I thank all Police, you are the ‘Thin Blue Line’ protecting normal Americans from aggressive and entitled primitive savages. America is surely at the tipping point."

Just a few quotes (in case it’s hard to read) from that collection of donation messages for Darren Wilson.

Does anyone else want to say it’s not about race?

jumpingjacktrash:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ultrafacts:

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a fucking brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ

This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall

it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

mrlabrador:

Chuck The Treasure Dog

Five Nights at Freddy’s fan-character sort of thing. He is a prize dispensing animatronic, sort of like a capsule prize machine. 

Introducing Chuck the Treasure Dog! Chuck is a happy treasure-finding dog that loves to find fantastic treasures for the kids! Just pop a token into his chest as payment and he’d be happy to give a wonderful treasure straight from his own personal treasure trove!

One afternoon, a child placed a token into Chuck’s coin deposit, but a treasure didn’t pop out! Crying, the child ran to his father, but Chuck could only say ‘Insert a token to receive a wonderful treasure!” 

Unable to return the token, or dispense a prize, the father struck at Chuck’s glass belly with a metal chair, spilling all of his treasures across the floor! Needless to say, Chuck tried to frantically retrieve his treasures, but no matter how many times he stuffed them back into his belly, they kept falling out… The Treasure Dog couldn’t understand why this had happened! He was in a frenzy, picking up treasures, toys, anything! Within the frenzy, he had grasped onto the customer’s child and began forcibly shoving him into his belly, through broken shards of glass. 

The manager quickly ran over and began bashing on Chuck’s head, shrieking, “NO CHUCK! DON’T DO THAT!! YOU CANNOT HURT OUR TREASURED CUSTOMERS!!!”

Treasured customers?

Treasured

Customers

Treasure?

Treasure Customers?

Treasure

TREASURE!!

Now, Chuck is hidden away in the backrooms of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, never to see anyone again. He still wanders around at night, searching for treasures to put into his belly. 

Always hungry for treasure, but can never be filled. 

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